June 15, 2010
Celebrity Chad #6, Mike Sorrentino, more commonly known as “The Situation”. One of the overly tan, obnoxious suck sacks, from the MTV reality show Jersey Shore. He named himself after his abdominal definition.  I’m pretty sure most girls he screws get as much of an ab workout as he does, from throwing up all the roofies he slips them. Enough said.  ”It’s like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.” - The Situation          -M

Celebrity Chad #6, Mike Sorrentino, more commonly known as “The Situation”. One of the overly tan, obnoxious suck sacks, from the MTV reality show Jersey Shore. He named himself after his abdominal definition. 

I’m pretty sure most girls he screws get as much of an ab workout as he does, from throwing up all the roofies he slips them. Enough said.  
”It’s like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.” - The Situation

         -M